PORNO DEATH VIBES

Yvette is writing fiction. Don't mistake it for anything else.

Here are some fun facts about Yvette which you can use in the formation of a parasocial relationship:

• They use she/her pronouns
• They may also go by Yves, in which case they use xe/xem/xyr pronouns
• Their name is pronounced Yvette
• Their favourite books are those about sad, rich women with no real problems
• Their favourite MtG format is booster draft
• They are neurotypical and just choose to act like this
• They write "just because"—it's not that deep
• They are ace, but they will suck your dick if you ask nicely

Finally, once you have read their work, here are some photos of Yvette for you to print out and talk to as if they were a friend or a lover: